My husband and I lying in bed last night:
Me: I feel battered by everything: February, the coup. The coup. February. We should get massages.
Him: Yes! We have those gift cards from when we were in lockdown, still, right?
Me (excited): Yes! I’ll book tomorrow. (after a moment). Shit!
Him: What?
Me: Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day. It’ll be booked solid.
Him: Shit.
Me: Fking Valentine’s Day.
Him: Fking Valentine’s Day.
Me: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Him: Happy Valentine’s Day.
We both fall off the bed laughing.
(insanely happily married forty-one and a half years)

